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| Syndicate Christ doesnt care about:Fucking faggot governmental chavs |
| 04.16.05 (5:47 pm) [edit] |
This is a small poll that we were made to do in school for the government, my guitarist Syndicate Lennon responded with this:
What do you like most about this school? (25 words maximum)
Absolutly fucking nothing, this fucking school can suck my fucking dick and
fucking die, all of em the fucking dick-smoking crack-whoring donkey-fucking Chavs!
What do you dislike most about this school? (25 words maximum)
I hate the fact that these assholes are fuckin suppressing us like they're the
fucking high-ass government and we're some lower-class dirty-ass Chav!
Other Comments (25 words maximum)
Us students need more power, we need to fight back against tyranny. This is the
begining of the fucking revolution ass-fucks! Time to fucking die!
Remember, if you want to send me hate mail so that I can laugh at your stupid asses go ahead and send it to DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com
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| Pyro's Pissed Off Poetry Corner Presents:Static Rock-a-bye-bye |
| 03.22.05 (12:42 am) [edit] |
Static Rock a-bye-bye
We weren't lunatics,
We were more than likely heretics,
With sticks for legs,
And knives for lips,
Down by the gun shop,
With our hands in our pockets,
And our souls in our fists,
Clenched tight to kill our wishes,
Deviant and inevitable,
Something less that putrid,
But something that is slovenly romantic,
We are death,
We are whores,
We are deliberate romantics,
Lords of the drug dance,
We have,
Yet we have not,
And we are here to save you,
Transcending this universe,
Into a new multi-megaverse,
With our guns in our laps,
And our eyes on the road behind,
Damaged and dead,
Cut ourselfs to see it bleed,
Something more than harrassy,
Bible nations this judgement sensation,
Wrapped their hands around your guts,
Put them in your grave stone sliding door,
Maggots in our eyes,
With the 666,
A painted on name quite scary,
A little fairy tale about when I was there,
Come to me,
We shall play like we are really there,
God couldn't even make me in one day,
Dissapointed in the things they say and do,
The church toll bell on the empties of our servitude,
Anglo saxon panty waste,
Satans table center piece,
Such a beautiful addition to the gang,
We aren't normal,
We aren't ab,
We are just a place,
Where the world never changed,
And we all mu-tat-ed,
Our wings on our backs,
Cutting through the air,
Absinthe pouring through the cracks in these dainty things,
We are here to SAVE YOU!!!!
We are not,
We are guns,
We are au-to-matics,
We are here to SAVE YOU!!!!!
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro & Kat's Salad Fingers Cult Corner: |
| 03.06.05 (8:44 pm) [edit] |
oh yes, this is what you have been waiting for, I have been away with a sickness for a few weeks but this blog should make up for it, me and my friend kat go on a chat program called mirc and connect to the ircq random net server (icq) and we have started a new cult in which we randomly private chat people enquiring about their spoons and using the good ol' david firth lines. Here is the latest result, (I go under the nickname Filt|-|yC}{r|st)
Session Start: Sun Mar 06 21:14:40 2005
Session Ident: BleddingThrough
×21:14× Filt|-|yC}{r|st Hello dear child, I have come to enquire about your rusty spoons
×21:14× Filt|-|yC}{r|st may I have them?
×21:15× BleddingThrough what
×21:15× Filt|-|yC}{r|st your rusty spoons
×21:15× * steph is on IRC (StepH is online)
×21:15× BleddingThrough what is that
×21:15× Filt|-|yC}{r|st the feeling of rusty spoons against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic
×21:15× BleddingThrough kool i guess
×21:15× Filt|-|yC}{r|st may I have your rusty spoons?
×21:16× * steph has left IRC
×21:16× BleddingThrough yeah sure
×21:16× Filt|-|yC}{r|st yes yes thank you
×21:16× BleddingThrough k
×21:16× Filt|-|yC}{r|st please send them to me
×21:17× Filt|-|yC}{r|st P.O. Box 25 otis oregon 97368
×21:17× Filt|-|yC}{r|st send me your rusty spoons
×21:17× BleddingThrough what r they
×21:17× Filt|-|yC}{r|st they are corroded spoons
×21:17× Filt|-|yC}{r|st yes yes good spoons
×21:17× Filt|-|yC}{r|st the feeling is most orgasmic
×21:17× Filt|-|yC}{r|st you know?
×21:17× BleddingThrough like my boobs
×21:17× BleddingThrough what
×21:18× BleddingThrough ??
×21:18× Filt|-|yC}{r|st no no like a rusty spoon
×21:18× Filt|-|yC}{r|st a spoon that you stir tea with
×21:18× BleddingThrough k
×21:18× Filt|-|yC}{r|st and if you have any rusted tea kettles please send those too
×21:18× Filt|-|yC}{r|st I just love the feeling of rust against my salad fingers
×21:18× BleddingThrough bye
×21:18× Filt|-|yC}{r|st no no you must send me your spoons
×21:19× BleddingThrough no
×21:19× BleddingThrough stop
×21:19× Filt|-|yC}{r|st no no
×21:19× Filt|-|yC}{r|st spooooooooooooons
×21:19× BleddingThrough nooooooooooooooooo
×21:19× Filt|-|yC}{r|st calm down baby have a piece of cheese
×21:19× BleddingThrough what
×21:19× Filt|-|yC}{r|st oh please
×21:19× Filt|-|yC}{r|st Burnt Face man
×21:20× Filt|-|yC}{r|st you know?
×21:20× BleddingThrough what
×21:20× BleddingThrough know what
×21:20× Filt|-|yC}{r|st that I want rusty spoons
×21:20× Filt|-|yC}{r|st for my salad fingers
×21:20× Filt|-|yC}{r|st :)
×21:20× BleddingThrough why
×21:20× BleddingThrough ???
×21:20× Filt|-|yC}{r|st because they feel most orgasmic on my salad fingers
×21:20× Filt|-|yC}{r|st you know?
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st well then
×21:21× BleddingThrough no i dont know
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st I guess that I must leave
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st but first
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st I would like to caress this rusty tea kettle
×21:21× BleddingThrough bye
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st good Bye dear child
×21:21× BleddingThrough f u c k u
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st no no I just wanted rusty spoons
×21:21× Filt|-|yC}{r|st good Bye dear child
Session Close: Sun Mar 06 21:21:58 2005
the poor bastard even spelled their name wrong, tsk tsk tsk
remember, if you wish to send me some things like this, or simply want to send me hate mail, e-mail it to DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com,
Not caringly yours,
Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro's Dead Baby Joke Corner: |
| 02.23.05 (5:43 pm) [edit] |
Ahhh yes, the beloved dead baby joke corner has arived again :D aren't we all so lucky to partake in such a wonderful experiance. And here you go, Thy lovely DEAD BABIES PREVAIL!!!!
Q:What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/hr?
A:Stopping it with a shovel.
Q:Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A:Because he was dead!
Q:What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A:They're fun to ride until they die.
Q:What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A:A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
Q:What is better than a dead baby?
A:The revoked child-support.
Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
A:The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q:What's red and goes round and round?
A:A baby in a garbage disposal.
Q:What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A:A baby with a punctured lung.
Q:What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
A:Ripping them off again.
Q:Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
A:I don't know why they didn't either.
Q:Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A:So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q:How do you stop a baby from choking?
A:Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A:I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A:You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it
Q:What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A:A dead puppy.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A:It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q:What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A:Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
Q:What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A:Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q:Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
A:To see the expression on it face!
Q:What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A:A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
Q:What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A:Sandy.
Q:Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A:Because it had no arms or legs.
Q:What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A:Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Well folks, that's all for this edition of Dead Baby jokes corner
and remember, if you have any dead baby jokes or comments or you simply want to send me hate mail, e-mail me at DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com
I AWAIT YOUR E-MAILS!!!!
Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro's Dead Baby Joke Corner: |
| 02.23.05 (12:54 am) [edit] |
Welcome to another edition of Pyro's Dead Baby Joke Corner where all of your dead baby dreams come true. You see that the prospectus is that I do not care whether or not you like this because there is a fair amount of people that find it equally if not far more amusing then me and now I bring you DEAD BABY JOKES!!!!
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
Q:How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
A:The dog plays with it more.
Q:What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
A:Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
Q:How do you make a dead baby float?
A:Take your foot off of it's head.
Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A:When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q:Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
A:Because they're hand made.
Q:What's brown and gurgles?
A:A baby in a casserole.
Q:What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A:A baby with a punctured lung.
Q:What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A:Fucked.
Q:How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A:Nail its other hand to the floor.
Q:What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A:Art.
Q:What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A:A Big Mac.
Q:What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A:Bob
Q:What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A:A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q:How do you make a man pregnant?
A:Stick a dead baby up his ass!
Q:How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A:Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q:How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A:Depends how hard you throw them.
Q:What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A:A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q:What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
A:You can't gargle gravel.
Q:What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A:A baby in a trash compactor.
Q:What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
A:Phil.
Q:What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
A:One is legal to hit with an AX.
Q:What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A:A baby with a black eye!
Remember, if you ever have any dead baby jokes to add, or you want to send me hate mail then write to DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com
Happy Dead babyness day
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro's Pissed off poetry corner presents: |
| 02.23.05 (12:09 am) [edit] |
Fuckity Fuck,
Life like,
And the wounds won't heal,
It takes so long to tear out the scars,
We know that we can't feel,
So we beg and steal,
Its just what god would have wanted,
Even though it's not real,
Such a Heavenly attack,
On your shelterd lives,
Humorous in a way,
That even your god's cannot deny,
If you love yourselves,
Then you will pull the trigger,
And stop hating people because of a fleshy bag,
Cmon you know we dont like that word,
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER,
Cmon everyone plays this game right?
I think I know the syllabus,
We pin our problems on a color of skin,
WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH,
All we want is some FUCKING CASH,
Self lived and exposed,
CMON MOTHER FUCKERS LETS DO THE GOD POSE,
But this isnt what we want,
WE ALL WANT OUT OF THIS RELIGIOUS CAGE,
WE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW,
AND ITS SO FASHIONABLE,
ITS THE FUCKIN LATEST RAGE,
HATE ME HATE ME HATE ME,
CHRISTIANS MOTHERS AND KIDS,
RISE AGAINSTE ME,
RISE AGAINST ME,
YOU'LL JUST GET MORE,
OF THESE FUCKING SONGS,
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK,
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK,
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK,
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCK,
FUCK-ME-FUCKITY FUCK,
SING ALONG WITH ME AS I,
FUCKING FUCK,
TOGETHER WE WILL SING,
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK,
GODDAMN ME TO HELL BECAUSE,
WE'RE ALL JUST,
A BUNCH OF FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKS,
VULNERABILE MOTHER FUCKING SISSY FUCKS,
FUCK GOD, FUCK SATAN AND FUCKITY FUCK,
FUCK THIS SONG,
AND FUCK THIS MAN,
WELCOME TO AMERICA,
ITS A FUCKITY LAND,
FUCK JESUS CHRIST,
AND FUCK RACISM,
FUCK BEING SLAVES,
AND FUCK NEO-NAZISM,
FUCK ME FUCK ME,
SUCK MY COCK,
HURRY UP AMERICA,
IM WATCHING THE CLOCK,
SING THIS ANTI,
SING IT LOUD,
OTHERWISE THE CHRISTIANS,
WONT KICK ME OUT,
Sing with me,
Dance with me,
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING,
FUCKITY FUCK WITH ME,
JESUS CUNT JEW FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK,
LET ME RAPE YOUR FUCKING EARS,
FUCK THOSE PARENTS,
LET THEM BLEED THEIR TEARS,
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro's Pissed off poetry corner presents: |
| 02.22.05 (11:41 pm) [edit] |
Media Archetypes
Inaugural rape of the corpse
The little boy that smiles,
Chuckling in court,
His smiles' all painted on,
Blood brushed his face,
He did a rechid thing,
His friends all an wait,
Laughing and giggling at his sour fun,
He had such love songs in his head,
And so they blamed it on the media,
They named his problems,
SONG,
SONG,
SONG,
Marching in their profiles,
They seem to forget,
As they say, hmmmmmmmmm It must be Marilyn Manson's fault,
That the boy had already had problems,
This was not something caused by a painting,
Or by a musician,
Read the lyrics,
Look close,
Never a word mentioned about killing others,
Shoot HERE and the world gets smaller,
Could this perhaps be him saying that he doesn't care if you destroy him?
I do not believe that it could mean,
Kill your girlfriend be Obscene?
But nothing suffocates us more than the censors and the Goddamn liars,
Not slaves..........no?
Perhaps just tools?
No?
I think puppets then?
You'd never want them to grow up to be a big "rock star"
This would be benign? No?
Your lies have been malignant,
No one seems to notice a murder,
Unless the person was listening to a song when he murdered,
Isolation so Oxygenated,
And opinion becomes a new worldly fact?
You smoke a cigarette,
And ponder to yourself....What would my parents think?
Mean while down the road people are blaming this on the media?
New world generation X-terminate (all freedoms)
You said you wanted freedom,
The constitution was a hit with the kids,
But it wasn't meant for them? Was it?
No it was meant for old men that wake up and cant breathe
And abortion....wrong?
You say this,
While in the clinic next to you there are knives being put in babies backs,
Did they do this to upset you?
No they did it because it is their RIGHT!!!!!
Right?
Wrong perhaps?
Something placed there to show that people could have something that they wanted?
Mean while when you miss something is that not just proving that some things are gone?
We see....
All of these children marching up and down the street with drugs and guns.
Is this wrong?
Or is this their RIGHT!!!!????
This valley of death,
Free, maybe?
Dead?
Definitely,
Thumbs up Mr. Bush,
Yes thumbs way up...
Way up your ass,
Your just a copy,
Not even real?
Or really there?
A dream....
President dead,
Push your button,
Send those bombs,
Kill some people and dream about it.
BURN BABY BURN!!!!!
We don't want to live forever either....
We just want to live long enough to destroy our fare share.
Winter of our discontent?
Or is it the summer?
Because it sure seems to be flourishing,
Tipper gore....
Way to go........
Take money from the little man.
GOOD JOB!!!
Take it and laugh,
All because you were appalled by a prince cd that you bought for you daughter?
Come come these toys all smell like money to me?
Why not you?
In school we learn less.......
Yes definitely less than what we learn from our friends in the media...
Struck DEAD!!!! by the guns of the army,
When they walk into your homes and put a gun to your head.......
Children singing,
WHY???????? WHY????????? WHY??????????
All because of what?
Because of a few pot plants?
Hmmmmmmmm........
Discarded we are,
Off to the side of things were the children in other countries?
Proposal? Perhaps?
Yes proposal,
Perhaps America should learn to help it's self first?
And the wheels are ever turning,
On this playground of destruction,
Could we be anymore vain?
-Pyro Sue-Z
They'll never be, good to you, bad to you, they'll never be, anything, anything at all
-Marilyn Manson
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| Pyro Doesn't Care About: The Same Christian Reborn Sob Story |
| 02.21.05 (1:51 pm) [edit] |
Well then, I suppose that "God" loves me because this woman sure seems to think so and that is all that really matters right? because I care in such a devout manner what she thinks I really do and that is why I am posting this blog. I want to tell you that I care too, I care so much that I don't care :D Isn't it wondersome, stupendous also. However, Trinity I don't care about your sob stories and that is why I am posting this, pretty much to degrade and make you hate me :D but you won't hate me will you? Because you are so filled with "Christ's" love that you so scaithingly take all the abuse in and use this passive agressive manner to get back at them :D right? I mean sure you love everyone yah you care about them and that is why you want their soul, AND their money. You sell it like it's a goddamn country fair for some bunch of horny little kids (you probably don't know what I mean because you were most likely too busy being reborn in your teenaged years to get layed at the fair in las vegas nevada by a girl named...you get the point) Oh yah and that was on the zipper ;D) anyways that is all beside the point that I must now waste my time laughing and pointing at you. SO LAUGH AND POINT I SHALL :D The following is a comment that Trinity (she is the one I am talking about) posted to me insisting upon the tatters of her shallow belief system that involves a small planet where I actually care (I think it is in sector four...no wait that was star wars):
» Trinity1986 Sunday 02.20.05 [8:06 pm]
Even if you do not believe in God he still believes in you. I struggled with my faith for many MANY years.:
You struggled with your faith, how sweet I squandered around in the small ranks of hollowness (religion) for a few years as a child going from christianity to satanism first and then from satanism to wiccan to dabbling with bhuddism and other faiths always finding them to be lacking in one thing and that was definately not innate little rules that told me who I could talk to or associate my self with on sunday:
When my best friend Krista passed away in a tragic car accident I lost all sight of religion and even went as far as ridiculing others for their beliefs. One day a few months after her death I had a dream that I was at her house and it was like nothing had ever happened. And she said "Trinity I love you...He's calling you home. Listen". I woke up crying realizing that she was talking about God. All this time he had been calling me and I had never known it. And finally I realized that the very thing I was running away from...was the very thing that was missing so much from my life.
let me guess trinity that is god?
Deaths suck but they happen and it has nothing to do with some benign malignance that some people named god, it is the simple fact of the surrounding of our entire system, we (humans) will all die someday. And that whole dream diverted reality that you had going could have something to do with something you ate...or perhaps you had too much peyote I have no idea, all I am saying is I will help you with your drug problem (not really actually I think it is funny and I hope the drugs take over your life like they have done to so many others)
I know that at some point in your life the same thing will happen to you.
You can't honestly think that it hasn't already happend I have had many a friend die and I never wasted my time with strange dreams about them, actually most of em didn't even have me at the funeral (see blog title)
Instead of having a tBLOG dedicated to things you don't care about, perhaps you should dedicate it to the things that you love.
Perhaps I should do what ever I please and there isn't much to love in life so you just lost that battle
Everything about life that you love.
(once again)
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» Trinity1986 Sunday 02.20.05 [8:07 pm]
Also...not all Christians are hypocrites. I would know...I am one.
» PyroSueZ Monday 02.21.05 [10:17 pm]
you are one what? a hypocrite, I know I tell people these things but they don't believe me, shame but I'm glad that you do :D
and with that I will let you people get back to whatever the hell you were doing before my blog was opened (if you read from bottem to top)
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro Laughs At: Christianity: (Oh Daring Hypocrites) |
| 02.20.05 (2:48 pm) [edit] |
I opened this site, not expecting to find very much (which by the way I really didn't find very much other than a test that tells you that you are suicidal no matter how you answer unless you say that you love god, in which case it tells you that you aren't worthy of his love and that you should beg forgiveness and repent to some idle god that you molested your neighbors cat because it stole your cookies?) And so here is how this little episode went for me, I also had a few friends try it out to make sure I wasn't the only person that was going to kill his/her self and low and behold I am not the only suicide frenzied maniacal freak :D
so I entered the site and the first thing that it says is: DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?????
and I answered no, (little did I know that that means [in christian terms] that I must be a suicidal self hating low credit corrupted youth :O) and it took me to the next page and a little text box popped up saying: Keep going, you can do it, I closed this box and it proceded to ask me which of the following I believed that jesus was and they were as follows:A prophet, Gods son, A good man (I found it particularly amusing that there was no answer that said, I don't believe in good seeing as how that is what I said in the first place that brought on this whole tirade of non sensical babble) and so I picked the lowest ranking one (everyone knows that there is no such thing as a good man) so I picked a good man and it opened this box that said, CLICK AN ANSWER HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!
so I'm thinking, wow this shit is really corny and I close the box to reveal a new question that says, How do you know????
and the set of answers says:
I have a personal relationship with christ, It is what I believe, and I am not sure, I clicked "it is what I believe" (although I don't believe for one second that jesus was a good man, he was the crack dealer of his day, baithing in hemp oil and such!!! I WON'T BE LIED TO!!!!....) and it says on the next page, If you were wrong would you want to know? I said No and it said on the next page for me to click the reason why I didnt want to know and so I clicked "Because I tried it and it didn't work for me", and they proceeded to tell me that I am sick and suicidal and that I need to repent for my sins in the following manner:
This is not a magic prayer, this is about a change of the heart. I think the missing piece of the puzzle is you need to be willing to surrender your life to God. When you do that, and REPENT or turn away from your sins, you will find an amazing differencce.
Why don't you take the questionare again, and this time, re-think about the Scriptures and prayers..
Take the questionnaire again, CLICK HERE.
And for me another funny part is when they ask you to take the test again and think about the scriptures like it is going to change what you feel (which for most people with an ounce of will power it wouldn't) In closing this little piece of what I like to call religious bizzarre I will leave you with the link
not caringly yours,
Pyro Sue-Z http://www.godtest.com/ and remember that if you ever want to contact me with strange websites like this one or anything reguarding any of my other blog interests, or simply wish to send me hate mail then send it to DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com
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| Pyro Doesn't Care About: moronic moments in time |
| 02.20.05 (10:46 am) [edit] |
first of all this is completely pathetic all that she is talking about doing is wrapping a rubber band around her hand so tightly that it cuts off the circulation and she says that it feels: "cool" and such, but I don't see, Honestly, how doing something so debasingly moronic can be fun, but she "don't care" so anyways, here is a random retarded moment in time
L*R*S*A* NsAnE..*KillNing The DeMOnd InSide Me*..... says:
i dont care what u think......after u keep it on forawhile it hurts.....and then it leaves a ring arond ur rist for the rest of the day.......i did that on accident last week and woke up and i couldnt feel my hand
(Just remember kids, only you can...what the fuck I am done with witty comments being wasted on this peice)
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro's Dead Baby Joke Corner: |
| 02.20.05 (9:05 am) [edit] |
And yes you guessed it by the title here we are for another round of YEP YOU GUESSED IT AGAIN :O DEAD BABY JOKE CORNER HURRRAAAHHHHHH!!!!! (Plays strange music)
Q: what's worse then ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees
Q: What's small, red, and white and sits in the corners of rooms?
A: a Dead baby that played with a chainsaw
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit
Q: What is simple to cook and fits into a lunch box easily?
A: Chopped up dead babies
Q: What is red, blue and white and floats at the bottem of a pool?
A: A dead baby with a slashed floaty
Q: What is really red, blue and floats at the top of a pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby
Q: What goes good with chopped up dead babies?
A: Chopped up dead baby guts
And that is it for now with dead baby jokes corner :D hope to see you all again, same time (not really) same place (yes really you half wit)
not caringly yours,
-Pyro Sue-Z
and remember if you have any dead baby jokes, or you simply hate me and what I am doing and want to send me hate mail then e-mail it to DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com DONT BE AFRAID TO SHARE!!!!!
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| Pyro Doesn't Care About: Rednecks |
| 02.20.05 (8:40 am) [edit] |
Well then, I am sure that you all know of and have had your fair share of the smelly, worse than that smell that you get when you lift a hippies armpits redneck. And I recently encountered a friend that I only know on the internet and I know that she lives in some hick place like Georgia or something you know one of those places with a name that screams of incestuous inter maternal relationships and sexual innuendo involving a thirty year old man named Jim Bob and a small grey pigmy goat. First of all, yes we all know that rednecks are vapid, moronic, and shallow (not to mention that smell) and we all know that they are a bunch of tobacco chewing cattle roping, hay chewing throw that beef steak on the bar "b" quer and get me my beer woman losers. But have we really ever gotten the chance to see exactly how stupid these people actually are? I went to a site today that not only made me sit in absolute silence and shame, but I am pretty sure that just by being there it decreased my brain capacity by a rather large integer...one that I will not even attempt to contemplate with my now decreased sense of mathematical equasiveness. So yes what this man does is talk about how big the last fish that he caught was, and is so proud of this goddamn fish that he has a photo gallary of it, that my friends and readers can only be described as sad and unnerving, so now I leave you with the link and the promise of many crushed dreams when you read this
http://www.redneck.org/redneck.html" title="http://www.redneck.org/redneck.html" target="_blank"http://www.redneck.org/rednec...
Not caringly yours
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro's Dead baby jokes corner |
| 02.20.05 (3:55 am) [edit] |
Okay so I know that this will piss someone of, and if that is why you think that I am doing it, you are wrong. I am doing it because I love dead baby jokes, they are funny, lewd, depraved, sickning, distastfull, and they are just lovely so here are a few:
Q:what sound does a dead baby make when you put it in a blender?
A:It doesn't it is dead
Q:What sound do dead babies make when you put them in a blender (this one is different)
A:It depends on what setting you put it on
Q:What is the difference between a dead baby and and a live one?
A:They taste better dead
Q:What is the difference between 100 dead babies in the back of a truck and 100 bowling balls in the back of a truck?
A:You can't take the bowling balls out with a pitch fork
Q:What is the difference between 100 dead babies in the back of a car and 100 rocks?
A:I don't have any rocks in the back of my car
Q:What is red, white and silver and flies into walls?
A:A dead baby with forks in its eyes when you throw it
These are just a few of them, I make up new ones quite a bit and I am sure you all know quite a few (either that or you don't get out very often you creepy bastards) so if you have some that I missed, or you simply want to see them on the dead baby jokes corner in the future, send me your dead baby jokes at my e-mail adress which is DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com DON'T BE AFRAID TO SHARE DAMNIT!!!!
Extremely not caring....ly yours,
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro tips his top hat to: |
| 02.20.05 (3:34 am) [edit] |
This will be a list of people, organizations, websites and all around bad asses that I think deserve money because they are just that awe inspiring in my eyes :D,
http://boortz.com/more/hate_mail.html" title="http://boortz.com/more/hate_mail.html" target="_blank"http://boortz.com/more/hate_m..., this is fucking hilarious this guy does a show that offends so many people that the hate mail is pouring in, in an attempt to controll it he made it easier for the users to send him hate mail by having pre typed words for a start of the letter such as: you mother fucker, you sick bastard, you moron, and then a few well placed radio station names and such, and what you have is one man I tip my top hat to,
http://www.somethingawful.com" title="http://www.somethingawful.com" target="_blank"http://www.somethingawful.com... this site is fucking hilarious, and I recommend it to all of those who want to read something or look at something that will make them laugh their asses off, may I suggest the legal threats page? I definately tip my top hat to you guys :D
http://www.hatecrime.org/subpages/hatespeech/h ate.html" title="http://www.hatecrime.org/subpages/hatespeech/h ate.html" target="_blank"http://www.hatecrime.org/subp... this is fucking truely hilarious, it compares what christians have said and are still saying about homosexuality and homosexuals as a people to things that hitler ( I probably spelled that wrong but I really don't care at all) and hate groups have said. Because of the whole "God loves everyone" thing I must say that the shit these christians say is pretty anti love in my opinion and I am sure that you will think so also, hatecrime.org, I tip my top hat to you,
http://www.falloutshelternews.com/Hate_Mail_Guidelines.htm" title="http://www.falloutshelternews.com/Hate_Mail_Guidelines.htm" target="_blank"http://www.falloutshelternews... Okay guys, this one definately takes the proverbial cake, so to speak. They get so much hate mail that they actually set guide lines and rules as to what will get through with out being deleted mid page. I am seriously inspired by these guys, they make me drool (in a completely heterosexual way) *tips tophat*,
www.Ihatecows.com This is completely fucked up, these guys want nothing more than to get rid of any and all of the worlds cows, they show pictures of slaughters, give theories on why you should be a vegan, and are just all around funny. Another site that I might recommend is www.ihatechickens.com well there is another one that I didn't check out but you should go ahead and check it out anyways and tell me what you think of it, it is www.ihatemonkeys.com
there will be more of these to come tell me what you think :D,
if there is anything that you see like this that you would like me to tip my tophat to, please send it to my e-mail, DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com thank you and remember, I don't care about any of you or anything that you will ever say but you can feel free to not care, right along with me :D ,
your partner in not caring,
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro Doesn't Care about: Anonomys people |
| 02.20.05 (1:15 am) [edit] |
This will most likely piss the person off but she seems to think that she angered me and I am just going to say that she didn't, however, in light of my whole not caring thing I find my self fighting the incredible urge to post our conversation on this blog...well guess what...I won that fight and it shall be posted, I will not give her name though...unless it is on the msg but here it is:
Marilyn Mans: I got mad and pummeled some guy at a party
last night
[02:01:20 AM] __DELETED: Don't get off the subject of the subject by
confusion
[02:01:21 AM] __DELETED: !!
[02:01:23 AM] Marilyn Mans: he took my teddy bear
[02:01:35 AM] __DELETED: Oh, poor Mr. Fluffy-ton
[02:01:50 AM] Marilyn Mans: lol I got it from someone who got it
from her dead grand father....
[02:02:03 AM] __DELETED: Oh, well..That's just fucking great
[02:02:18 AM] __DELETED: A bear that has dead-man breath soiled in
it's fibers
[02:02:31 AM] Marilyn Mans: ... he wasnt dead when he gave it to her
you fuck stick
[02:02:56 AM] __DELETED: Of course I was kidding,but I see I have
angered the 'God'
[02:02:56 AM] Marilyn Mans: you have to think...I know its tough but
you can do it
[02:03:02 AM] Marilyn Mans: god?
[02:03:07 AM] Marilyn Mans: who the fuck said I was god?
[02:03:08 AM] Marilyn Mans: lol
[02:03:16 AM] Marilyn Mans: angered?
[02:03:17 AM] Marilyn Mans: no
[02:03:18 AM] Marilyn Mans: lol
[02:03:19 AM] __DELETED: Well, I guess this convo.can end for the
night
[02:03:28 AM] * __DELETED is now Offline
/ this all started out friendly enough, I liked her, thought she was smart... maybe she is but she sure acted stupid...
anyways for some reason she thinks that I care enough about people that I meet on the internet to get pissed off about anything that they have ever said to me or will say to me, I am sorry But I do not care about anything you say or ever will say to me. And I am honered that you think of me as God but please don't give me so much credit I really don't deserve it, oh and by the way hun you walked right into this one with a bullet already planted in your brain,
and It is funny that I can piss you off so easily, I just hope for better encounters with you in the future and to prove that I am not an ass hole I am going to give you the benifit of the doubt by saying that it is also funny that you spell almost everything you type wrong :D have a nice day, night, whatever
-Pyro Sue-Z
by the way this was only the last part of the conversation :D
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| Pyro's Pissed off poetry corner presents: |
| 02.20.05 (12:03 am) [edit] |
Welcome to Pyro's pissed off poetry corner presents:
Antiquity in it's purist form
Another hole in your head
Another hole in your arm
Decay the tumor head
Peel back little things
In that head you hold
Another death is born
A newer fashion denied
accepted formal compassion, death's passion
Invite, invision
INTERACTIVE CHRIST INTO YOUR HOME????
Wouldn't you love
Open that pretty mouth
Let in another tumorous advance
A take on the roller rock, table coaster, cake walk suicide block....
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR THEY SAY...
George bush: You are so right, I need that bomb, cater to my suicide...please?
CAN I GET THE BETA VERSION??PLEASE??? OMEGA ONE DECEPTIVE NATURE...WHO'S??? THESE????
YEP THAT IS MEMOREX...remind you of something?
POKE POKE POKE
Needles sound so pretty?
That is the only thing they ever say..
Sometimes they convey feelings though...
WHITE WHITE MOTHER FUCKING WHITE
A man....
HOLE IN YOUR HEAD
APPLE OF YOUR EYE...WOULD THAT BE WHAT YOU DENY????
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro Laughs at: Christianity (Oh Daring Hypocrites) |
| 02.19.05 (10:38 pm) [edit] |
And once again here is another new Idea for my weblog that I'm sure the kids will love and any fun loving televangelist won't want to miss LADIES AND GENTLEFUCKS I BRING YOU CHAOS, THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF RELIGIOUS ATTACK MWAAA HA HA HA HA....okay so anyways This set of Pyro Laughs at is going to be called, Christianity (oh daring hypocrites).
Pyro Laughs at: Christianity (Oh Daring Hypocrites),
Today I would like to turn my attention toward the people at...(checks the website seeing as how he doesn't care enough to know their web address)http://www.christianitytoday....,
er er erm (clears throat all dramatic like to leave the kids begging for more)
so here is what they said: :OTHE CASE:O,
Satanists in school and Washington — only without the whole "Satan" thing
Break out the parachute pants and Rubik's Cubes — the satanic panic of the 1980s is back. Only this kind of Satanism doesn't look like anything of the Geraldo Rivera/Mike Warnke variety. These Satanists say they're really just atheists who like the more shocking label.
Atheists, however, aren't amused. Picking up on an earlier New York Times piece, The Washington Times today reports on Satanists' involvement in The Godless Americans March on Washington, scheduled for November 2.
"This is supposed to be a march of those without religion," Ed Buckner, executive director of the Council for Secular Humanism, complains. "We don't believe there is Satan or any other god."
American Atheists, which is planning the march, says the Satanists are still invited since they're "godless."
("I myself am personally offended that representatives from the Christian community were not invited to take part in the Godless Americans March," Gene Edward Veith sarcastically remarked in a recent issue of World. "A number of feminist theologians, seminary professors, and Episcopalian bishops hold views that are far closer to those of the Council of Secular Humanists than any recognizably Christian theology.")
Meanwhile, students at San Mateo (Calif.) High School got a somewhat shocking announcement over their public address system recently: they were invited to join The Satanic Thought Society. About three dozen students showed up, but some students and parents are outraged. "It's just a negative that doesn't belong in the school," Pam Cachay, whose daughter attends the school, told the San Mateo County Times. She and other parents tried to stage a protest yesterday, but the Times reports that it was a flop. (It's a good thing. It's the classic First Amendment argument: if Christians are allowed to have a club a school — which they are San Mateo High — Satanists are, too.)
Club copresident James Doolittle is also quick to emphasize Satanism's atheism. "Its purpose is to turn man back into a natural state and not have him corrupted by religion," he explains.
Principal Jacqueline McEvoy is behind him. "These young men are really interested in the philosophical teachings of alternative religions," she says.
But local priest Harold Snider wonders how interested they really are. "Lets face it, teenagers love to shock," he said. "The best thing to do about it is to not make a big deal."
:OPyro Responds:O,
Okay to start my reign of terror off I am going to mock, acuse, and do other things that most christians are so quick to do themselves :D,
"I myself am personally offended that representatives from the Christian community were not invited to take part in the Godless Americans March,"
Okay I know they said that he stated this sarcastically but I'm sure that he was deeply hurt and traumatically scarred by their terrible injustice of not inviting him...you see If he would have read closely he would have noticed that....yah it is a "Godless" march, and usually the terms God and less formed into one phrase refers to the lack of or absense of any and all "Gods", so this sarcastic bit that he imposed really did nothing for how I look at his intellect and he was just so witty about the whole thing, and GODDAMNIT IT HAD POTENTIAL!!!!, but he failed to put in something that was actually relevant to the matter at hand..., and the whole sarcasm bit really does nothing for the "Christian" look that he is trying to portray, these are supposed to be laid back, easy going people(other than the fact that they do protests against anything that they don't like or find godly and that they cry when they don't get their way, and that they all have this sort of super imposed vision of what every human being should be like with the addage that so greatly sums up them as a whole: OR ELSE!!!!),
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"students at San Mateo (Calif.) High School got a somewhat shocking announcement over their public address system recently: they were invited to join The Satanic Thought Society."
Okay so they attack the fact that Satanists have the right to advertise for their religion just as much as any other self lifting possibly drug addicted heavily over rated christian organization, by saying that it was shocking? How is that shocking? We do the goddamn flag salute in school still, but that isn't shocking, Their is a seperation between church and state, but you still see the words: In God We Trust, on the back of american money yet that isn't alarming, the real feelings being shared here were not that of "Shock" they are that of surprise, you hear in most schools about church groups and such all the time, but when one word is mentioned about satanism the feelings being conveyed are "Shock"? C'mon guys that isn't very user friendly. I'll bet you that while all of the people were reading that small article, a school somewhere was being "Shocked" by the announcement that Christian Youth Group was still going to meet on saturday, I mean I would certainly be "Shocked" I would be like: :O HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SAYING THE SAME THING THEY SAY EVERY FUCKING DAY AND I WAS NEVER SHOCKED BY IT BECAUSE I KNEW THAT THEY DID IT ALL THE TIME AND IT WAS "Societiacally acceptable" BUT FUCK I AM SHOCKED NOW BECAUSE SOME SELF ENDOWED UP TIGHT NEO-NAZI CHRISTIANS TOLD ME TO BE SCARED OF RELIGIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS :O AHHHHHHHHHH I mean even now as I sit here calmly typing this blog I am doing what is so often referred to as "Shitting one's pants" (wipes the cold sweat from his brow),
(once again this space means that I am moving on)
"Lets face it, teenagers love to shock,"
Once again the Oh daring hypocrites, do exactly that last part of action in the last word of their description, they hypocrocize,
Is it only teenagers that love to shock? I am sure that most adults would love to believe that they have moved on from that level of humanity, but I assure you parents, you have not, Christians love to shock as much as any belated fashion mechanic teenager, they do it with their religion though. Examples of this are as follows:
"If you don't believe in the lord god almighty then you are a peice of fuck and are going to hell" "If you don't ask for forgiveness from the lord god almighty then you are going to hell", I could go on for quite a while but I am sure that you are all quite smart so I will stop with that one, I just loved this one though it was Priceless with out a doubt,
and so now that you have my opinions on this you can all feel free to hate me with pride by sending me an e-mail to DeathsPrecession@hotmail.com :D and now I bid ye all fare well
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro Doesn't care about: |
| 02.19.05 (9:06 pm) [edit] |
Okay so this is a new idea for my blog I will do something I am going to call, PYRO DOESNT CARE ABOUT: that will mean that when you see this I am listing someone that I don't care about and reasons why they aren't worth while enough to care about and other pointless things to keep the strange people sitting at their computers that find my twisted philosophy amusing :D and now I will move on to my first PYRO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT: subject :D
Today Pyro doesn't care about a young man by the name of David who people casually call "Dave" which is funny because my Uncle (another passive aggressive moron with no life other than leading people along by his religious worship leash here after known as his "Religious Cage") The reason that I don't care about this young man with such a passive aggressive attitude that makes me just want to vomit (I mean I wont because I don't care about him enough to let loose my own precious bile but you get the point so to speak) is that he is bald. firstly you should all know that no good ever comes from men with no hair, I mean c'mon you know that most of the people in the "Professional"(thats always just another word for something, in this case it is another word for large homosexual males that like to slap their sweat encrusted bodies together in hopes that they may cop a feel of one another during one of their strange "moves") they sit around thinking about strange things like how they can get more grease to pour from their vile door knob heads, I wouldn't be surprised if they sit around all day waxing their heads with a floor buffer and a can of lubricant. Secondly I can see that he is a very troubled young man, anyone that has nothing better to do than try to compensate for his low self esteem and lack of indulgence in extra corricular activities that might actually increase his brain capacity by making lewd comments about someones girlfriend and things that have been done to them in the past has definately got problems. I really wonder where people like this can come from, like if there is some strange planet that was based on a gene pool shallower than that of young daves own pitifull brain matter, where people stand around all day (without the realization that they are wasting their time) making preposterous statements and pointings at eachothers sex drive and entertaining them selves with something that I can only find myself referring to as homosexual mutual masterbation or animal auto erotic post human not quite smart enough to be dumb and not quite dumb enough to be smart retro hippy genocide of the balding new wave sensational dextromethrophen induced low testosterone producing bliss. You see young "Dave" has no sense of anything that is worthwhile on a hopefull level, most of his current day activities include and are not limited to (well actually yah they probably are limited to): consuming liquor, smoking pot, and dreaming about better days when he actually had a chance in life. There are certain things that one should never do in life dave, and for your parents, That was you :D
-Pyro Sue-Z
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| Pyro Doesn't Care |
| 02.19.05 (8:34 pm) [edit] |
Okay, I am Pyro Sue-Z and I sing for a band called "Absinthe Decay" formerly known as "Pyro Sue-Z & The Nobodies" and before that "The Nobodies" (either that or I am some pissed off anti religious Neophyte that got picked on alot as a child) and some may say that alot of the things that I do on stage and other wise are just the result of a fucked up childhood (Who is to say that I am fucked up though? I mean honestly I can't be any worse than that one guy who played "Mr. Rogers" right?) but what I am doing is rather the exact opposite of those things, it is me showing you how much I really dont care about you all :D. so as people send things such as peices of e-mail, letters, and messenger conversations asking me for help and such I will post them on here and critique them with my rather bitter sense of right and wrong, (this is most likely only one of the things that I will be doing on this blog, others may include but are certainly not limited to: website bashing, random pokes of fun at people, and funny moments in time) and so now that I have told you all of this, I certainly hope that you know how much I sincerely don't care about most anybody enough to hate them (I find that it really pisses people off when you tell them rather insinuatingly that you don't care about them enough to hate them :D) so before you even start sending me hate mail telling me how fucked up my blogs are, just know that you will most likely be the butt of my next joke and you should feel proud of your self for being important (Or moronic) enough to be made fun of on my blog. And now I take leave in the ultimate way of showing my pestulant incessance of how much I so completely do not care about you or anything you will ever have to say (C'mon atleast I told you rather than doing the passive agressive thing and slashing your tires or something)
sincerely not caring about you at all....ly, yours
-Pyro Sue-Z
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